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These are some lies we made up about Lees Summit.
An Icthyosaurus was made out going through trash container on a Lees Summit avenue.
The ghost of a teenage girl is repeatedly witnessed calling names up on the pinnacle of Bowler Hill. No matter what, it is in all certainty a frightening ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to run into.
A very large cony has allegedly been noticed on a few instances appearing creepy in a sail boat on Cottontail Lake.
The Pied Piper can regularly be noticed pointing at the observer in Fleming Park late at night.
A colossal puma may be noticed time and again at night floating down on Alexander Creek.
A person with a skeleton face dressed in shadowy robes has now and then been distinguished going nuts at Barber Lake Dam late at night.
A woman with a sword in her head is sometimes perceived on a Lees Summit road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man from planet Saturn has supposedly been spotted on many occasions gazing
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down into the water at Big Rock Bay on a dark night.
The ghost of a youthful Indian combatant can every now and then be noticed staring at a woman slumbering on the floor in a mobile home in Lees Summit.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has repeatedly been observed trying on socks in a Lees Summit trailer.
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Mozart is frequently witnessed poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Lees Summit.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack gripping a big axe has purportedly been spotted on a few occasions in a Lees Summit secondary school very late at night strolling the halls. People who have distinguished this phantom argue this phantom is the tormented soul of an old Lees Summit local resident.
A chilling skeleton can regularly be distinguished in a mirror in a Lees Summit mobile home; the ghost was only noticeable in the mirror.
A gentleman that shape-shifted into a vampire can be seen frequently in a flat near Lees Summit.
A fluorescent human person has from time to time been observed in a Lees Summit area hardware store, staggering the aisles. Folks here argue that this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Lees Summit long ago. One thing is for certain, this spirit unquestionably is frightening; one that should be kept away from.
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a pregnant lady has purportedly been distinguished on one or two instances having a seat at the dining table in a Lees Summit trailer howling.
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Ghost Sightings From Lees Summit
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Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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