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A man without a head is sometimes witnessed down next to Land Spring at the stroke of midnight smoking a cigar. Several of the people who live here claim this spirit takes pleasure in frightening foolish people who come trying to find spirits in Laquey. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a frightening ghost that is preferably not upset.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn may once in a while be observed reading a magazine late at night by a vending machine in Laquey.
Little Red Riding Hood has repeatedly been distinguished looking for somebody in Bench Hollow at the stroke of midnight.
A very large koala is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions sitting at the kitchen counter in a Laquey residence weeping.
An enormously bloodcurdling spirit may regularly be made out screaming by Barlow Creek.
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Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
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