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These are some lies we made up about La Plata.
A very large newt can repeatedly be distinguished enjoying the view at George Baake Dam very late at night.
An enormous opossum can be perceived often heaving pieces of wood in Buck Creek.
An extremely large jackal has every so often been spotted walking a Rottweiler before dawn on a murky La Plata street.
A man with a sizeable hole through his upper body is from time to time distinguished piling bricks in Long Branch State Park quite near the ranger station. A number of of the people who live here assert this ghost may perhaps be a celebrated old days inhabitant of La Plata.
A space alien from Venus has supposedly been seen on one or two instances watching cable in a La Plata living room after midnight.
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Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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