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These are some lies we made up about Lamar.
An alien from another galaxy was noticed on a Lamar street in the early morning hours.
An alien was made out floating along on Dicks Fork around midnight.
An extraterrestrial voyager from space was perceived gazing at the water by Cass Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has regularly been observed hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Lamar.
An extraterrestrial is rumored to have been observed on a few occasions looking at an old man sleeping in an armchair in a mobile home in Lamar.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may frequently be noticed in a grocery store in the Lamar area.
The phantom of a seriously mangled hunter pulling a dead deer may be perceived over and over again swallowing blood from a bottle by the entrance to George Washington Carver National Monument. Locals here who have made out this ghost argue this ghost may be the soul of a local who
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died here in Lamar before the present.
An ET from planet Venus has once in a while been seen looking for a map in Crawford State Park right by the park headquarters.
The spirit of a young woman with a cord around her neck is occasionally perceived trying on a jacket in a Lamar apartment.
A guy lacking a head may occasionally be
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distinguished struggling out of a storm drain on a Lamar residential road around midnight.
A mermaid has frequently been spotted playing a melody on a harpsichord in a Lamar trailer.
A giant dingo is regularly noticed in a Lamar highschool at night striding the halls.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has purportedly been made out on frequent occasions in a mirror in a Lamar residence; the phantom was exclusively visible in the mirror.
A colossal addax may often be made out in a mobile home close to Lamar.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship has sometimes been witnessed in a Lamar area shoe store, staggering the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Lamar
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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