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Johann Sebastian Bach is often perceived carving a gap down next to Bell Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A very large cheetah has allegedly been noticed on a small number of occasions in Elk Prairie before dawn stacking pebbles.
A Brachiosaurus may regularly be perceived guzzling blood from a cup up on the pinnacle of Wards Hill.
A gigantic parrot may be observed time and again on a dark night examining Alder Hollow in detail.
An alien voyager from another solar system has every now and then been spotted taking pleasure in the scenery at Allison and Haas Lake Dam before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Spring
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Spring
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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