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A gigantic baboon has often been seen waving to cars by the side of a dark road close to Lake Ozark.

The ghost of a man having a pentagram etched into his leg is regularly perceived shuffling orbs around at Autumn Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.

The ghost of a train driver has supposedly been seen on one or two instances gulping unleaded from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Lake Ozark. One of the residents strongly alleges that this ghost is in all probability the struggling ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in Lake Ozark.
    
The ghost of a gravely mangled huntsman hauling a dead wolf may repeatedly be made out gazing furiously at the eye witness up on the highest spot of Baydy Peak. In any event, this is a horrible ghost that you do not want to meet in the early morning hours.

The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object has every so often been observed howling at the observer to leave down near the water at Birdsong Hollow Cove.

An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy has purportedly been witnessed on several occasions going crazy in Mansfield Forest State Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours.

The spirit of a young-looking lady with a cable around her neck may occasionally be noticed hurling pieces of wood on the water's edge of Burton Duenke Number 1 Reservoir. Regardless of what, it's a scary spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
 

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