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These are some lies we made up about La Belle.
An extremely large lovebird has supposedly been seen on several occasions gazing at the water by Belleview Lake Dam at midnight.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack hauling a sizeable axe can now and then be seen throwing bricks into Belleview Lake on a dark night. Folks who have distinguished this phantom claim this phantom likes startling foolish people who come trying to find phantoms in La Belle.
The creepy ghost of a conquistador was spotted trying to locate a woman by Horseshoe Bend. The witness panicked and ran off. A woman who lives here claims that this spirit may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in La Belle in the past.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire showed up dragging a corpse from the ice cold water of Bridge Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost didn't appear to be bothered by the bystanders. Several people declare this ghost may very well be a celebrated yesteryear native of La Belle.
A medusa was seen in a house in La Belle.
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Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
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