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These are some lies we made up about Kingsville.
An alien from planet Venus has now and then been seen at Aylward Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking angrily at the eye witness.
A gentleman's body having the head of a skunk is occasionally perceived on the shore of Aylward Lake going crazy. One thing is for sure, this spirit sure is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A huge bat may every so often be seen burrowing a crater by East Branch Crawford Creek.
A female form has often been spotted up on Rattlesnake Hill stacking pieces of wood. Whichever way, this is an unlikable ghost that is better not upset.
The phantom of a gentleman hauling a sword is rumored to have been spotted on many occasions staring at folks in a Kingsville apartment through a keyhole. Loads of folks who live here claim this phantom may very well be a recognized old days dweller of Kingsville.
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A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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