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These are some lies we made up about Kimberling City.
An extraterrestrial has been observed on a small number of occasions admiring Cedar Bluff before sunrise.
The spirit of a gentleman with the sign of the devil engraved into his forehead can every now and then be made out in a Kimberling City area store, staggering the aisles. According to what the locals claim, this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long gone Kimberling City local.
An martian voyager from outer space is regularly spotted in Aunts Creek Park at midnight gobbling a carrot.
The spirit of an engine driver may frequently be seen slurping gasoline in the early morning hours on a lawn in Kimberling City.
Count Dracula may be distinguished over and over again staring down into the water at Indian Point around midnight.
An alien from deep space has every so often been observed sitting at a coffee table in a Kimberling City house conversing into the night.
A gargantuan baboon is once in a while spotted reading a pamphlet in Bear Den Hollow at midnight.
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There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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