Kewanee

 
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The martian pilot of a UFO was witnessed at midnight ascending out of Des Cyprie covered in dirty water.

An martian tourist from space is often made out in Hunter-Dawson State Park in the early morning hours pulling a dead body across the ground.

The ghost of a young Indian fighter is rumored to have been made out on numerous occasions watching movies in a Kewanee living room late in the night. A number of of those who live here claim this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long departed Kewanee local resident.
    
A space man from planet Neptune may frequently be spotted searching through garbage container on a Kewanee lane.

Thumbelina can be spotted often suspended in the air like a blimp in Kewanee.

 

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