Kearney   These are some lies we made up about Kearney. The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer can regularly be perceived taking a rest on a couch in a building near Kearney. The phantom of an aged gold digger with a big mustache and a hook instead of his left hand can be seen over and over again at night rushing after a passing Toyota on a murky highway next to Kearney.      An alien tourist from another world has once in a while been perceived in the backseat of a car by the driver witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night. A massive baboon is every so often witnessed by Allen Lake Dam around midnight gazing at the water. A colossal shrew has allegedly been perceived on a few occasions heaving stones into the flow at Brushy Creek at the stroke of midnight. An alien from Saturn can now and then be seen by a guy hiking along a trail near Kearney.   More Lies About Kearney On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Kearney Submit a lie about Kearney, Missouri: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Missouri Fun things to do in and near Kearney.   Victory Lanes,  Bowling, Excelsior Springs, 8 miles away Fishing River FPD,  Fishing Trips, Missouri City, 8 miles away Retro Bowl,  Bowling, Liberty, 8 miles away The Plattsburg Bowl,  Bowling, Plattsburg, 12 miles away Oceans of Fun,  Amusement Park, Kansas City, 13 miles away The Athletic & Golf Club,  Mini Golf, Kansas City, 14 miles away Diamond Bowl,  Bowling, Independence, 15 miles away Sterling Bowl,  Bowling, Sugar Creek, 15 miles away Moss Distributing,  Amusement Park, Kansas City, 16 miles away Amf Bowling Center,  Bowling, Independence, 17 miles away Other untruthful towns near Kearney, Missouri: Holt, Missouri, 4 miles away Liberty, Missouri, 6 miles away Missouri City, Missouri, 8 miles away Excelsior Springs, Missouri, 9 miles away Lathrop, Missouri, 10 miles away Lawson, Missouri, 12 miles away Smithville, Missouri, 13 miles away Plattsburg, Missouri, 13 miles away Turney, Missouri, 15 miles away Trimble, Missouri, 16 miles away Ghost Sightings From Kearney