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These are some lies we made up about Jadwin.
The phantom of a man carrying a blood-splattered knife may be observed time and again throwing rocks into the flow at Gladden Branch at night.
The ghost of a civil war fighter has occasionally been witnessed staring at the water by Deeken Dam before sunrise. Locals allege that this ghost is the struggling spirit of a former Jadwin resident. One thing is for guaranteed, it undeniably is a terrifying ghost that any wise person would not want to bump into.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto is now and then spotted by Standing Rock staring.
The ghost of a gentleman having satanic symbols engraved into his cheek has been said to have been observed on a few occasions trying to grab something in Asbridge Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise. In any event, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A sizeable menacing ogre was made out guzzling water from Welch Spring late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Jadwin
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Ghost Sightings From Jadwin
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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