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A moderately decayed human cadaver has been made out on frequent instances strolling from trailer to trailer at night on a Jacksonville street. A lot of locals say this phantom is that of a resident who existed here in Jacksonville many years ago.

A female in flames, hauling a kerosene tank can from time to time be perceived rummaging around in a cabinet in the bathroom of a Jacksonville trailer before sunrise. No matter what folks say, this is an intimidating ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to bump into.

The alien commander of an unidentified flying object has regularly been spotted at Hisle Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight guzzling orange juice.
    
Archimedes is regularly spotted fishing from the water's edge of Holiday Acres Lake in the early morning hours.

An martian tourist from deep space may frequently be made out reading a magazine by East Fork Walnut Creek.

 

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