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These are some lies we made up about Jackson.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady has supposedly been perceived on a few instances staring at the water by Franke Lake Dam on a dark night. No matter what, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that you do not want to meet after midnight.
A dark cat that shifted shape into a woman may occasionally be perceived hauling a human skull down at the water at Garms Lake.
The ghost of a young-looking woman outfitted as a house keeper was made out yelling in Klaus Park late in the night. The watcher panicked and ran off. It's been claimed that this exact ghost likes scaring foolish people who come trying to locate ghosts in Jackson.
An Allosaurus became visible watching cable in a Jackson living room before sunrise.
A very large parrot was spotted drifting down Foster Creek in the early morning hours.
The martian technician of a UFO appeared on the peak of Byrd Hills at night glancing at the panorama.
An extraterrestrial voyager
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from space was witnessed on the peak of one of the heights in the Byrd Hills around midnight repositioning orbs around.
A mermaid was seen browsing through garbage cans on a Jackson road.
A space man from planet Mercury has frequently been seen floating in the air like a balloon in Jackson.
An enormous deer is regularly witnessed
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shouting at the observer to disappear by the entrance to Trail of Tears State Park.
Galileo may frequently be distinguished looking at a guy slumbering on a mattress in a house in Jackson.
A gargantuan donkey has now and then been distinguished in a store in the Jackson neighborhood.
A cyclop is now and then spotted climbing out from a drain hole on a Jackson residential road at night.
The phantom of a young cowboy has been spotted on a small number of occasions poking around in mailboxes around midnight in Jackson. Regardless of what folks verbalize, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gargantuan seal can now and then be noticed in a Jackson school at the stroke of midnight walking the corridors.
An alien from another world has often been spotted in a trailer in the vicinity of Jackson.
A space invader is regularly observed in a Jackson area hardware store, walking the aisles.
The martian mechanic of a UFO is rumored to have been made out on a small number of occasions
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holding a skull at midnight on a sidewalk in Jackson.
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Ghost Sightings From Jackson
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Ghost Sightings From Jackson
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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