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These are some lies we made up about Independence.
A space alien from another galaxy has repeatedly been spotted peeking through trailer windows in Independence after midnight.
The ghost of an aged witch has supposedly been perceived on frequent occasions watching television in an Independence living room on a dark night.
A guy with a large hole through his torso can frequently be distinguished in Adair Park after midnight covering a dead body by a sizeable boulder. Some of the folks who live here allege this spirit is the stressed spirit of a long dead Independence local.
An extraterrestrial may be spotted time and again appearing terrifying at Bogler Lake Dam before sunrise.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object has sometimes been observed going through trash container on an Independence residential street.
An martian tourist from another solar system is now and then witnessed in a rubber boat on Elm Lake yelling at the onlooker to disappear.
A huge lovebird
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is known to have been observed on frequent instances hauling a cadaver from the chilly water of Blue River around midnight.
A guy having the head of a devil can occasionally be spotted on an Independence lane very late at night. Either way, this is an unpleasant phantom that is better not messed with.
A cyclop was made out suspended in
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the air like a hot-air balloon in Independence.
A half decomposed human cadaver materialized staring at an old woman snoozing in a bed in a flat in Independence. The arrival of the observer startled the ghost who then disappeared. It has been asserted that this individual phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Independence long ago. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien from deep space was seen outside the entrance to Wallace State Park drinking water.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft materialized in a clothing store in the Independence area.
An extraterrestrial from Mars was distinguished trying on clothes in an Independence house.
A huge fox was observed scrambling up from a manhole on an Independence residential street at midnight.
An ET from another galaxy has often been observed nosing around in mailboxes around midnight in Independence.
The ghost of a farmer dressed
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in a worn hat has supposedly been noticed on numerous instances in an Independence secondary school around midnight pacing the hallways. If you listen to the locals, this ghost takes pleasure in startling unwise folks who are fearless enough to disturb the tranquility in Independence.
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Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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