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These are some lies we made up about Hurley.
A headless female appeared drinking root beer in Bland Hollow after midnight. The ghost unmoved that there was somebody else there.
A massive bighorn was witnessed smoking a pipe down next to Barnett Spring at night.
A space man from outer space emerged speaking into the air by Crane Creek.
The ghost of an adolescent girl was made out trying to locate a person up on Hooten Hill. The appearance of the viewer scared the ghost who then vanished.
The spirit of a woman with half her head lost was seen looking at a lady sleeping in an armchair in a residence in Hurley. The eye witness got scared and fled. Residents here declare that this ghost is that of a resident who settled here in Hurley long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Hurley
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Ghost Sightings From Hurley
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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