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These are some lies we made up about Humansville.
An extremely large mare has sometimes been distinguished fishing from the shore of Pocomo Lake around midnight.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO is now and then noticed in Round Prairie on a dark night hollowing out a hole.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head missing has been made out on a few instances by Alley Lake Dam around midnight looking at the water. A lot of people who live here assert this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Humansville some time ago. Whatever folks state, this spirit undoubtedly is terrifying; one that any rational person wouldn't wish to run into.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy may once in a while be seen glugging down blood from a jar down next to Dunnegan Spring late in the night.
A large chilling giant was observed hurling pieces of wood into the water at East Branch Coon Creek in the early morning hours.
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Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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