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A colossal badger has been said to have been seen on frequent instances at a coin operated phone in Houston making a telephone call.

A large frightening beast may repeatedly be perceived trying to state something by a secluded road near Houston at night.

The martian captain of a flying saucer has every so often been noticed by Hutcheson Lake Dam late in the night looking at the water.
    
A gentleman's body with the head of a donkey is every so often seen dragging a dead body over the grass in Piney River Narrows State Natural Area in the early morning hours. A local resident says that this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while passing through Houston before the present.

A gargantuan gnu has allegedly been spotted on numerous occasions by Bell Bluff redistributing orbs around.

A space alien from Venus may every now and then be noticed at Dripping Springs in the early morning hours shouting names.

An enormous turtle has often been seen looking menacing mid stream in Bender Creek.

 

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