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These are some lies we made up about Holden.
A massive moose is regularly noticed staring at the water by Eldridge Lake Dam very late at night.
The armor of a medieval knight lacking a human inside is rumored to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions beside the shore at Johnson E-24 Lake flashing a lantern.
Vincent van Gogh may regularly be made out startling folks in the center of Briar Creek.
An alien from space has every now and then been made out seated on a couch in a mobile home close to Holden.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is every so often distinguished in the backseat of a VW by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
A partly see-through man clad as the captain of a vessel has supposedly been noticed on one or two instances pulling up weeds in the back yard of a trailer in Holden. According to the local residents, this phantom loves terrifying people who come seeking phantoms in Holden.
A big menacing
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ghost can occasionally be distinguished gazing wrathfully at the watcher outside Knob Noster State Park. Based on what the local residents claim, this ghost may be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Holden a long time ago.
An extraterrestrial from Venus was distinguished seated on a bench in a flat in Holden.
A gigantic cat was
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witnessed going crazy by a streetlight in Holden.
A Brachiosaurus was distinguished browsing through the closet in the bedroom of a Holden mobile home on a dark night.
A colossal platypus was made out staring at people in a Holden residence through a door crack.
The ghost of a chained up man has frequently been seen trying to get cars to stop beside a gloomy road near Holden. Locals here who have noticed this phantom allege this phantom may perhaps be a recognized past inhabitant of Holden.
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Ghost Sightings From Holden
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Ghost Sightings From Holden
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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