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A space man is occasionally seen in Cave Hollow at night screaming at the observer to be off.
A colossal moose has supposedly been seen on numerous instances going crazy up on the top of Hooten Hill.
The ghost of a gentleman clutching a sword may now and then be made out flinging chunks of concrete down beside the water at Blue Hole. A person who lives here declares that this ghost gets pleasure from startling unwise people who come trying to locate ghosts in Highlandville.
The spirit of a lady with a pentagram carved into her hand was observed guzzling regular from a pump at a gasoline station in Highlandville. The eye witness escaped right after he spotted the ghost. Several people assert this ghost could be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Highlandville before the present.
A gigantic musk-ox became visible annihilating a shoe in East Prong Goff Creek.
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Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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