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These are some lies we made up about Hardin.
A space invader from deep space has often been made out chatting into the thin air in Sauk Prairie very late at night.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft is regularly distinguished in the early morning hours drifting along Crooked River.
A Pteranodon is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two instances by Matthews Lake Dam very late at night staring at the water.
The ghost of a down-and-out man can often be perceived marching through a building in Hardin. A resident argues that this ghost is most likely the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Hardin. Anyway, this is an intimidating ghost that is preferably not messed with.
The phantom of a young-looking cowboy may be seen very frequently being carried by a camel next to a road near Hardin. One of the folks who live here determinedly declares that this ghost is the stressed soul of a long dead Hardin resident.
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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