Hamilton   These are some lies we made up about Hamilton. An enormous baboon may now and then be distinguished pacing through a Hamilton neighborhood churchyard. A big menacing ogre is often observed by Bear Branch howling at the observer to go away.      A colossal gopher has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions by Byron Simpson Lake Dam in the early morning hours gazing at the water. An ET can be seen very frequently spending time in a deserted manor in Hamilton. Napoleon Bonaparte is every now and then perceived traveling on a bicycle on a gloomy highway close to Hamilton.   Ghost Sightings From Hamilton Submit a lie about Hamilton, Missouri: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Missouri Fun things to do in and near Hamilton.   Hamilton Bowling Alley,  Amusement Park, Hamilton Bobcat Lanes,  Bowling, Braymer, 16 miles away Braymer Bowling Center & Cafe,  Bowling, Braymer, 16 miles away Cameron Regional YMCA,  Mini Golf, Cameron, 16 miles away Other untruthful towns near Hamilton, Missouri: Kingston, Missouri, 8 miles away Gallatin, Missouri, 9 miles away Kidder, Missouri, 10 miles away Polo, Missouri, 10 miles away Cowgill, Missouri, 11 miles away Altamont, Missouri, 11 miles away Winston, Missouri, 12 miles away Breckenridge, Missouri, 13 miles away Jameson, Missouri, 14 miles away Braymer, Missouri, 16 miles away Ghost Sightings From Hamilton