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These are some lies we made up about Halltown.
A giant alpaca was observed guzzling water from Parish Springs in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an old sorceress emerged devastating a hat by Billies Creek. Several reports of this ghost have been conveyed. If you talk to the residents, this phantom is in all probability the struggling phantom of a local who used to live here in Halltown.
A space alien was observed studying Carmen Hollow in detail after midnight.
A female's body having a sheep's head was made out at Mendenhall Lake Dam before dawn enjoying the view. This phantom is very active in this neighborhood; there have been several additional sightings of this specific phantom. In any case, it's a chilling ghost that you do not want to bump into late at night.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO has repeatedly been seen staring at people in a Halltown flat through an air vent.
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Ghost Sightings From Halltown
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Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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