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These are some lies we made up about Half Way.
A colossal peccary has every now and then been noticed tossing stones into the stream at Brushy Creek before dawn.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is sometimes perceived on the pinnacle of Blue Mound in the early morning hours looking at the sight.
Snow White is rumored to have been seen on several instances hiding a corpse by a large boulder in Mission before dawn.
The ghost of a street bum was perceived by Jensen Lake Dam on a dark night gazing at the water. This particular phantom has been perceived often in this neighborhood. It has been declared that this exact spirit can be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Half Way some decades ago. Any which way, this is a hostile phantom that is better not disturbed.
A gigantic lion appeared taking a rest at the dining table in a Half Way home.
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Ghost Sightings From Half Way
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Ghost Sightings From Half Way
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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