Guilford   These are some lies we made up about Guilford. An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world was made out on a Guilford avenue very late at night. A space invader from planet Venus has often been distinguished at Conception Abbey Dam in the early morning hours taking pleasure in the vista.      The ghost of a lady with a dagger in her head has purportedly been seen on one or two occasions by Clear Creek scooping out a gap. An extraterrestrial from another planet can be perceived over and over again staring at a guy sleeping in an armchair in a residence in Guilford. The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has from time to time been seen trying on clothes in a Guilford flat.   Ghost Sightings From Guilford Submit a lie about Guilford, Missouri: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Missouri Fun things to do in and near Guilford.   Dave's Place,  Video Arcade, Union Star, 12 miles away Savage Lanes,  Bowling, Savannah, 16 miles away Bearcat Lanes & Lounge,  Bowling, Maryville, 16 miles away Other untruthful towns near Guilford, Missouri: Conception, Missouri, 3 miles away Clyde, Missouri, 6 miles away Rea, Missouri, 6 miles away Conception Junction, Missouri, 6 miles away Ravenwood, Missouri, 10 miles away Stanberry, Missouri, 10 miles away Bolckow, Missouri, 10 miles away Union Star, Missouri, 12 miles away Helena, Missouri, 13 miles away King City, Missouri, 13 miles away Rosendale, Missouri, 13 miles away Ghost Sightings From Guilford