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The martian pilot of an alien spaceship has been perceived on a handful of occasions looking at the water by Rector Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
A moderately see-through man clad as the skipper of a oil tanker may regularly be distinguished looking for a man by Daughtrey Bluff. Folks here declare that this ghost is the struggling soul of a long gone Greenfield local.
Vincent van Gogh can be noticed often floating down on Boggy Branch at the stroke of midnight.
A large bloodcurdling ghost is once in a while spotted pulling a body across the dirt in Greenfield Public Use Area very late at night. A local person says that this ghost is that of a local who dwelled here in Greenfield some time ago.
An martian explorer from the cosmos has been seen on a few instances gazing down beside Bishop Springs very late at night.
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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