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These are some lies we made up about Grandview.
A huge lynx was distinguished fishing from the shore of Lake Clare late at night.
Count Dracula has regularly been distinguished gazing at the water by Bauman Dam on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO is regularly distinguished dragging a body over the grass in Kernoodles Park around midnight.
A colossal basilisk has been seen on a few instances in Hart Grove before dawn hunting with a spear.
The ghost of a waitress can repeatedly be perceived staggering from home to home at the stroke of midnight on a Grandview lane.
A big scary beast can be spotted repeatedly rummaging around in the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Grandview trailer before sunrise.
A giant snake has sometimes been distinguished relaxing at the dining table in a Grandview apartment.
The phantom of an old Indian chief is sometimes noticed gazing at folks in a Grandview mobile home through a door crack. Loads of folks who live
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here allege this ghost loves scaring people who come trying to locate ghosts in Grandview. In any event, this is a bad ghost that should be kept away from.
An ET from planet Saturn is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of occasions slurping blood from a mug by Dyke Branch.
A gigantic musk deer may now and then be spotted
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in a desolate area near Grandview.
Christopher Columbus is frequently noticed trying to flag down cars next to a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Grandview.
A space man from another galaxy has purportedly been witnessed on frequent occasions smoking a pipe quite near the entrance to Hillsdale Lake.
A gigantic civet may repeatedly be witnessed dispatching a packet at a Grandview post office.
A pitch black bat that shape-shifted into a woman may be noticed very frequently sipping gas from a pump at a gasoline station in Grandview. No matter what, it's without a doubt a scary ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a young-looking woman clad as a maid has every now and then been noticed conversing into the thin air as if someone else was present. Locals say that this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Grandview in the past. No matter what people express, this spirit unquestionably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A gigantic
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wolverine is sometimes noticed walking a dog at midnight on a shady Grandview avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From Grandview
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Ghost Sightings From Grandview
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
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