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These are some lies we made up about Grain Valley.
A sizeable scary giant has sometimes been observed on the top of Minter Hill at night glancing at the vista.
A space alien from Jupiter is now and then distinguished in a mobile home in Grain Valley.
A gargantuan gemsbok can every now and then be distinguished tossing bricks into the stream at Blue Branch late at night.
A huge capybara has often been perceived in a Grain Valley house.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is repeatedly noticed staggering by a desolate highway right next door to Grain Valley.
A gargantuan otter has supposedly been spotted on a handful of instances demolishing a map in Frick Park late in the night.
A gigantic hyena can frequently be spotted beside the water at Big Rock Bay sipping blood from a glass.
An alien can be witnessed often at Aylward Lake Dam around midnight trying to find a glove.
An enormous platypus has from time to time been noticed slurping apple juice by the
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water's edge at Aylward Lake.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs is known to have been perceived on a handful of instances having a seat on a couch in an apartment near Grain Valley.
An enormous dingo may sometimes be spotted after midnight sprinting after a passing vehicle on a shadowy road close to Grain Valley.
The ghost of
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a man having a pentagram carved into his nose was distinguished in the backseat of a pickup by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror after midnight. Other folks in the neighborhood have had identical experiences with a quite similar phantom. According to what the people who live here allege, this spirit is that of a person who resided here in Grain Valley many years ago.
The ghost of a dreadfully mangled huntsman dragging a dead cougar materialized hauling a human cranium in Wallace State Park near the park headquarters. This ghost is exceptionally active in this vicinity; there have been frequent additional reports of this individual ghost.
The ghost of a young female with a line around her neck was noticed gardening in the side yard of a trailer in Grain Valley. This is one of those spirits that is witnessed very often nearby.
An incredibly bloodcurdling ghost materialized by an old man camping at a campground next to Grain Valley. The onlooker ran away after she made out the spirit.
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ghost of an elderly prospector with a big beard and a hook instead of his right hand was perceived seated on the floor in a trailer in Grain Valley. The spirit was indifferent that there was somebody other near.
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Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
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