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These are some lies we made up about Glasgow.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief has often been perceived hauling a corpse from the freezing water of Chariton River in the early morning hours before sunrise. One of the people who live here steadfastly asserts that this spirit can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Glasgow before the present.
Napoleon Bonaparte is repeatedly made out in the early morning hours before sunrise giving a directed excursion of Bluff Port Reach to a party of phantoms.
A black dog that shape-shifted into a lady is rumored to have been observed on a handful of occasions contemplating at the water's edge at Number 120 Reservoir. A number of of those who live here argue this spirit may be a celebrated past resident of Glasgow. In any event, this is a nasty phantom that you wouldn't wish to meet late in the night.
The ghost of a dispossessed guy can often be noticed at Collins Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight taking pleasure in the surroundings.
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ghost of a youthful cowboy may be spotted over and over again in Mid-Missouri Planning Region late at night yelling names of people. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost is possibly the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Glasgow.
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Ghost Sightings From Glasgow
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Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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