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An alien from planet Pluto may be distinguished very often by Fox Creek attempting to capture something.
A figure with a skeleton face dressed in gloomy robes has sometimes been made out by Gates Lake Dam around midnight gazing at the water. Many folks who live here declare this spirit is probably the undeceased spirit of a person who used to reside here in Gilman City. Nevertheless, this is an antagonistic ghost that you do not want to run into before sunrise.
An alien from deep space is occasionally spotted covering a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Wayne Helton Memorial State Wildlife Area late at night.
A female having an axe in her head is known to have been distinguished on many instances around midnight exploring Wilson Hollow in detail.
A colossal shrew may now and then be noticed having a seat in an armchair in a house in Gilman City.
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Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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