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A very large bat may from time to time be observed turning toward the bystander next to the waterfront at Cott Lake.
The ghost of a lady having half her head absent was seen enjoying the panorama at C and S Lake Dam before dawn. This specific spirit has been witnessed frequently in this spot.
A form with a skeleton face wearing shady robes appeared going out of control in the center of Bear Creek. There are additional descriptions about this ghost in the vicinity. Locals here say that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while driving through Gilliam long ago.
A drifting ghost became visible hurling bricks by Big Cutoff. Numerous sightings of this phantom have been reported. No matter what folks exclaim, it is certainly a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An extraterrestrial was distinguished mailing a container at a Gilliam post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Gilliam
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Ghost Sightings From Gilliam
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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