Gerald

 
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A large chilling ogre is now and then noticed at Berndsen Lake Dam late in the night howling at the observer to go away.

The phantom of a female having demonic signs etched into her back is rumored to have been seen on one or two instances nosing around in mailboxes before dawn in Gerald.

A space alien from another galaxy has repeatedly been spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise leading a piloted outing of Bartel Bend to a collection of ghosts.
    
A woman with worms crawling out of her ears is often witnessed piling bricks up on Bald Hill.

The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship may frequently be spotted demolishing a hat in a motor boat on Harry Panhorst Lake.

An ET from the Moon can be observed frequently mid stream in Ausbin Creek downing blood from a glass.

A space man from another galaxy has occasionally been perceived playing a song on a xylophone in a Gerald residence.

 

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