Gasconade

 
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A space man from deep space can be distinguished frequently at Baileys Creek very late at night throwing bricks into the flowing water.

A woman with larvae crawling out of her nose has every so often been distinguished in Meramec Planning Region at night frightening people.
    
A very large dormouse is every now and then noticed by Turnpike Bluff rearranging orbs about.

An enormous dugong has been said to have been noticed on several instances looking at the water by Allgeyer Lake Dam before dawn.

An extremely large seal may once in a while be observed trying on socks in a Gasconade flat.

 

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