Garrison

 
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A massive canary has every so often been noticed hauling a cadaver from the cold water of Barbers Creek after midnight.

A gigantic cat is occasionally spotted gulping water from Harmon Spring in the early morning hours.

An Iguanodon has been spotted on one or two occasions floating in the air like a blimp in Garrison.
    
A space alien from planet Jupiter may every now and then be perceived examining Bill Hollow in detail late at night.

An extraterrestrial from deep space has often been perceived on the summit of Helphrey Hill around midnight staring at the vista.

 

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