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These are some lies we made up about Foley.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may every so often be seen staring in Batchtown State Fish and Waterfowl Management Area at midnight.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a long gray beard has repeatedly been spotted glancing at the view from the summit of Bald Knob in the early morning hours.
Thumbelina is frequently seen in Dixon Hollow in the early morning hours flashing a lantern.
A space man from deep space has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions mounted on a low rider on a gloomy highway next to Foley.
The phantom of a guy having on an army uniform may be witnessed often trying to dump a body in Church Slough at night. Locals here who have witnessed this ghost claim this ghost enjoys scaring foolhardy folks who have the courage to disturb the silence in Foley. One thing is for guaranteed, this phantom unquestionably is menacing; one that you wouldn't want to run into before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Foley
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Ghost Sightings From Foley
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
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