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These are some lies we made up about Flemington.
A space invader from the cosmos appeared floating down Abels Branch late in the night.
An alien was spotted in Bolivar Public Use Area late in the night trying to grip something.
An alien explorer from another planet came into view flashing a kerosene lamp in Cave Spring Hollow before dawn.
The spirit of a gentleman holding a blood-covered axe was observed gazing at the water by Alley Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. The arrival of the onlooker alarmed the phantom who then faded away.
The phantom of a civil war soldier was made out traveling on a stallion alongside a road in the neighborhood of Flemington. The bystander got freaked out and ran off. If you listen to the residents, this spirit enjoys scaring unwise people who are bold enough to disturb the serenity in Flemington.
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What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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