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An alien from planet Pluto has occasionally been noticed by Panther Run Slough looking.
A space alien from another world is every now and then witnessed marching through a trailer in the vicinity of Fisk.
A space alien may now and then be seen pondering up on Caledonia Hills.
The ghost of a chained up female was spotted in the early morning hours hovering over the Caledonia Hills. The ghost greeted the viewer.
A female gripping her head by her arm appeared shuffling orbs about down next to Blue Springs on a dark night. When the ghost was spotted it vanished into the thin air.
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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