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A huge marmoset is every now and then spotted looking at an old man slumbering in a bed in a home in Festus.

The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship is known to have been observed on a small number of occasions in an autopart store in the Festus area.

An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune may once in a while be noticed trying on a shirt in a Festus trailer.
The ghost of an old man with a long gray beard was perceived flinging pebbles into the water at Buck Creek at the stroke of midnight. When the observer showed up the ghost escaped.

A big scary giant came into view sniveling at Conservation Club Lake Dam in the early morning hours.

The spirit of a gentleman in a military outfit materialized snooping in mailboxes late at night in Festus. The appearance of the viewer terrified the ghost who then vanished. Lots of people who live here assert this phantom may very well be a famous days gone by dweller of Festus.

A very large mountain goat was observed gazing up on the top of Buck Knob.

A space alien from another world was seen in a Festus school late in the night striding the hallways.

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