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These are some lies we made up about Fenton.
A wandering spirit was observed pulling a dead body from the cold water of Fenton Creek very late at night. This individual phantom has been made out very frequently in this place.
The ghost of a youthful Indian fighter appeared covering a cadaver by a large boulder in Buder Park before sunrise. Other reports of this ghost have been reported.
An ET from planet Venus was distinguished bass fishing from the water's edge of Butler Lakes at midnight.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack holding a big axe was observed laundering a blood-covered cloth in Pettys Spring at night. Many people in the vicinity have had equivalent happenings involving a very similar ghost.
A very large okapi has often been spotted standing by a desolate highway near Fenton.
A gigantic cheetah is often distinguished being carried by a motorbike on a murky highway in the neighborhood of Fenton.
A menacing skeleton has supposedly been noticed on numerous instances
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looking at the water by Fabick Lake Dam at night. One of the residents steadfastly declares that this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long dead Fenton resident.
An alien from another world may regularly be observed in a mobile home in Fenton.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object can be seen very often calling out names
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by the entrance to Castlewood State Park.
A Brachiosaurus has from time to time been noticed in a Fenton trailer.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire is once in a while distinguished staggering alongside a secluded road right next door to Fenton.
A very large kid has been observed on numerous instances coming into sight in a washroom mirror.
A glow-in-the-dark human body can sometimes be perceived resting in an armchair in a building next to Fenton.
Rapunzel has frequently been witnessed before sunrise sprinting after a passing car on a shady road in the vicinity of Fenton.
The ghost of a young gentleman dressed in a winter jacket is regularly observed in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver distinguishing the phantom in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight. Several of the locals assert this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Fenton some time ago.
A beheaded guy is rumored to have been made out on a handful of occasions mowing the lawn in
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the side yard of an apartment in Fenton.
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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