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These are some lies we made up about Fair Play.
A woman with her head and right arm and left leg chopped off may regularly be perceived smoking a pipe down by Cave Spring late at night. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a chilling spirit that you wouldn't wish to bump into very late at night.
An enormous addax may be made out often talking into the thin air in the middle of Adams Branch.
The Abominable Snowman has once in a while been distinguished at Baird Lake Dam late at night looking for a person.
A gargantuan mandrill has supposedly been witnessed on several occasions going to see Blair Bluff at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from planet Mercury was perceived before sunrise studying Cow Ford Hollow in detail.
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When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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