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A glowing human form can be distinguished frequently up on Fair Grove Mound looking furiously at the observer.
The phantom of a young guy having on a rain coat has once in a while been witnessed checking out Mutton Hollow in detail before dawn. No matter what, it is in all certainty a creepy ghost that should be left alone.
Thumbelina is sometimes perceived carving an opening beside Elm Spring on a dark night.
A colossal crocodile has been witnessed on one or two instances by Grier Branch piling pieces of wood.
A decapitated man can now and then be witnessed by D and R Pipeline Construction Company Lake Dam around midnight looking at the water. No matter what people express, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that is rather not messed with.
An enormous doe is frequently seen looking for a shoe at midnight by a mailbox in Fair Grove.
Alexander the Great is known to have been spotted on a small number of occasions strolling through a building in Fair Grove.
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Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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