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These are some lies we made up about Excelsior Springs.
A giant prairie dog has every now and then been spotted in a grocery store in the Excelsior Springs vicinity.
An ET from another planet is every so often witnessed in Siloam Park late at night pointing at the bystander.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has supposedly been perceived on a handful of occasions by Hedges Lake Dam before dawn looking at the water.
Plato has repeatedly been seen on the shore of Number 179 Reservoir shouting at the eye witness to leave.
An alien traveler from space is regularly perceived ascending out of a storm drain on an Excelsior Springs street after midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking man in a coat is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two occasions floating along Bogart Creek in the early morning hours. According to the folks who live here, this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Excelsior Springs some decades ago. No matter what
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people express, it's a menacing ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to bump into.
A decapitated gentleman may frequently be perceived performing a piece of music on a guitar in an Excelsior Springs house.
A space man from Pluto may be perceived over and over again in a mirror in an Excelsior Springs trailer; the ghost was exclusively
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to be seen in the mirror.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has occasionally been seen at Wallace State Park devouring a sandwich.
A lady with her left arm and right leg amputated is now and then made out in a trailer near Excelsior Springs.
A colossal elk may sometimes be spotted in an Excelsior Springs area shoe store, staggering the aisles.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship was perceived hauling a human skull at midnight on a park bench in Excelsior Springs.
A space alien from planet Jupiter came into sight wandering through an apartment in Excelsior Springs.
The spirit of a man holding a blood-splattered knife was distinguished traveling on a donkey alongside a highway in the vicinity of Excelsior Springs. When noticed the ghost moved toward the viewer who then fled.
An army outfit wandering about with no body in it came into sight pacing through a residence near Excelsior Springs. This exact ghost has been noticed very frequently in this place. Either way, it's sure
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a scary phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Excelsior Springs
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Ghost Sightings From Excelsior Springs
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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