Ewing

 
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A space alien from planet Pluto came into view pulling up weeds in the side yard of a house in Ewing.

A space invader from deep space was witnessed by an old man fishing by a lake near Ewing.
    
A space man was perceived hurling pieces of wood into the water at Bentbow Branch around midnight.

A gigantic sheep has repeatedly been distinguished having a seat on a couch in a house in Ewing.

A glow-in-the-dark human form is frequently distinguished at Baker Dam late in the night enjoying the panorama.

 

Ghost Sightings From Ewing



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