Ewing

 
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An extraterrestrial from deep space can now and then be spotted striding through a Ewing neighborhood churchyard.

The martian captain of a flying saucer was spotted piling rocks by a desolate highway close to Ewing in the early morning hours before sunrise.

An martian voyager from deep space appeared throwing boulders into the current at Bentbow Branch at midnight.
    
A space alien from planet Saturn was perceived hanging out in an abandoned farmhouse in Ewing.

A huge antelope came into view at Baker Dam late at night enjoying the vista.

 

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