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These are some lies we made up about Everton.
A woman having a spear in her head is now and then seen conversing into the night at Giddings Lake Dam at midnight. One thing's for certain, this is an unlikable ghost that any rational person would not want to come across.
The ghost of a young Indian warrior has been made out on a handful of instances cleaning a blood-covered scarf in Cave Spring late at night. A number of of the people here allege this ghost is the undead spirit of an old Everton local.
A very large gnu was perceived on the peak of Bracket Hill in the early morning hours observing the view.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack gripping a big axe became visible on a dark night floating down Boggy Branch. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody else nearby.
A terrifying skeleton appeared very late at night checking out Snadon Hollow in detail. When the observer materialized the ghost fled. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Everton
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Ghost Sightings From Everton
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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