Essex

 
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The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object can repeatedly be distinguished smoking a pipe before sunrise on a lawn in Essex.

A gargantuan mule can be distinguished repeatedly looking at the water by Longs Dam at midnight.
    
The ghost of a mail carrier has now and then been noticed holding a headbone mid stream in Wilson Creek.

A gentleman's body with the head of a dog is once in a while noticed by Panther Swamp sobbing. One of the local residents firmly alleges that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Essex some decades ago. Any which way, it is unquestionably a menacing phantom that any sane person wouldn't want to run into.

An martian traveler from another solar system may occasionally be noticed sitting at a table in an Essex trailer gazing.

 

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