Elsberry

 
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A woman having a machete in her head has supposedly been made out on frequent occasions picking flowers in the yard of a flat in Elsberry.

A gigantic fox may be noticed often in a canoe on Glosier Lake smoking a cigar.

The ghost of a young Indian combatant has now and then been made out staring at the sight from the peak of Bald Knob in the early morning hours.

A colossal gila monster is from time to time perceived at Boehm Lake Dam after midnight reading a pamphlet.
    
Issac Newton is known to have been observed on a few occasions searching for something by Saltpeter Bluff.

An extremely large hartebeest can every now and then be perceived staring down into the water at Steel Point before sunrise.

A gigantic chipmunk was distinguished sitting in an armchair in a house in Elsberry.

 

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