Elmo

 
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An alien explorer from deep space has purportedly been spotted on one or two occasions at East Mill Creek late in the night hurling chunks of concrete into the flow.

An ET from Venus may be noticed frequently staring at the water by Derr Lake Dam in the early morning hours.

A space invader from deep space is now and then distinguished swallowing regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Elmo.
    
The ghost of a youthful lady clothed as a maid has supposedly been spotted on one or two instances speaking into the thin air as if someone else was there.

An ET may now and then be witnessed walking a Saint Bernard around midnight on a dark Elmo residential road.

 

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