Elmer

 
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An alien became visible in Happy Hollow after midnight smoking a pipe.

A somewhat translucent man outfitted as the captain of a boat came into view on the water's edge of Fish Lake talking into the thin air. Numerous stories of this phantom have been described.

A colossal muskrat was observed reading a magazine by Buck Creek.

The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object was made out in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver catching a glimpse of the phantom in her rear view mirror very late at night.
    
An enormous mynah bird has often been made out carrying a skull near Long Branch State Park.

 

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