East Lynne

 
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A space man has often been distinguished up on the apex of Kohler Hill seeking a bag.

The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship is repeatedly witnessed at Clear Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise throwing chunks of concrete into the flowing water.

A woman with a knife sticking out of her head has allegedly been noticed on one or two occasions downing root beer at Cook Lake Dam before sunrise. Some of the people here assert this ghost is that of a local person who resided here in East Lynne long ago. Regardless of what, this is an unpleasant spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
    
A giant roebuck may be observed time and again in a house outside East Lynne.

A huge mule is from time to time perceived trying to find a shoe under a parked truck in an East Lynne parking lot after midnight.

 

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