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These are some lies we made up about Dunnegan.
An ET from Pluto appeared playing a xylophone in a Dunnegan residence.
A lady grasping her head beneath her arm was made out swallowing water from Dunnegan Spring on a dark night. Other reports of this spirit have been reported. Any which way, this is an unlikable ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The phantom of a gentleman having half his head not there showed up hauling a cadaver from the chilly water of Ashlock Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. This ghost is enormously active in this area; there have been many other stories of this exact ghost.
The spirit of a young-looking woman dressed in a bloody wedding dress was perceived gazing at the water by Sprowls Dam late in the night. The observer fled when she witnessed the ghost. One of the locals definitely claims that this ghost may perhaps be a renowned past resident of Dunnegan. In any event, it's a scary ghost that should be stayed away from.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has repeatedly been noticed yelling names on the water's edge of Pocomo Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Dunnegan
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In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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